Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring, I don’t mean on the phone.

December 25, 2008 at 1:00 pm (Le Pole)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

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What makes life so difficult? People.

November 11, 2008 at 9:51 am (Le Pole)

So,

Yesterday Kaylen pinched my butt at Harris Teeter.  It made me feel really uncomfortable and EVERYBODY in the produce section saw.  Recently I had been talking about all the boys I like in front of her to try to get her to understand that I’m not like that.  But I guess I have to stop being so discrete.  Maybe once she knows the truth she’ll stop beating me and my bruises (both physical and emotional) will heal.

-Le Pole

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If you don’t want your balls juggled, don’t throw them in my face.

September 30, 2008 at 6:38 pm (Le Pole)

So.

It has been a while.  Kaylen and I are watching One Fine Day.  Kaylen says she hates the movie and George Clooney, but I think she’s lying.  It’s obviously her favorite movie ever.  I’m secure enough to say that I, Agnes, LOVE this movie and George Clooney.  Oh yeah, we’re also drinking.

Um.  I wish I had more to say…

-Le Pole

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As if.

August 27, 2008 at 9:10 pm (Le Pole)

So,

Not only is Kaylen mean.  She is also LOUD.

That’s all.

-Le Pole

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Peace, holmes! What what??

August 25, 2008 at 10:48 pm (Le Pole)

So,

Kaylen isn’t always mean (but she is most of the time).  Sometimes when I really need a good laugh, I pull up pictures of a certain somebody on facebook and she says really funny things about them.  And I laugh so hard.  “Oh look I’m balding.”  “I have rosacea.”  “I’m a biiiiig douchebag.”  “Douche!”  “Here I am just standing in the sun being a douche!”  “Oh look I’m photogenic, except NOT!”  “Oh he looks kind of attractive there…because it looks like he’s DEAD!”

Sometimes she can be kind of creepy.  At the mall today she saw a self-tanning kit and asked if I’d spray her naked body.  It made me feel a little uncomfortable.  But, then again, she also wiped off my greasies at Chili’s.

-Le Pole

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Switzerland is a place where they don’t like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

August 13, 2008 at 2:04 pm (Le Pole)

So,

What kind of mean person laughs when little children fall?  Oh yeah, Kaylen is that kind of person.

What Kalyen doesn’t know is that I’m not coming back to Chapel Hill until tonight because last week she told me she was leaving to go to the mountains on Wednesday.

Yesterday Kaylen told me she loved me on AIM.  She told me not to tell anbody that she said it.  It was weird and made me feel uncomfortable.  Not only is she mean, she’s creepy too!

-Le Pole

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And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.

August 12, 2008 at 10:12 am (Le Pole)

So,

Does anybody read this?  Just curious.

The thing is that I think Kaylen is incapable of crying.  She’s so mean that I bet whatever part of your eye that makes tears doesn’t make them in her.

My eyes, on the other hand, are fully capable of making tears.  And they do after I read every post Kaylen publishes.

-Le Pole

P.S.  Know what sport I don’t like watching?  Water polo.  And competition canoing.  And handball.  And that weird thing with the horses.

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Mandy Moore is Aquaman’s kryptonite, bro.

August 11, 2008 at 3:41 pm (Le Pole)

So,

I think it’s funny that Kaylen blames me for getting HBO and DVR.  Psh.  She uses the DVR more than anybody else in the whole wide world.  And what kind of lazy person sits on a couch for 9 hours.  Right after the cable guy left, I started going through the tv guide on the tv and every few seconds Kaylen would yell, “Oh yeah DVR that!”  All episodes of Degrassi.  What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.  The Simpsons Movie.  All episdoes of Law and Order: SVU.  And more.  I DVRd good stuff- Entourage and The Last King of Scotland.

-Le Pole

P.S.  Here is the video I made today with my built-in webcam about how mean Kaylen is.

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August 9, 2008 at 8:11 am (Le Pole)

So,

Lime and Basil made me sort of angry yesterday.  But then I switched my reservation to Carolina Brewery which was good.  Um.  Megan made a really great tasting cake.

Katie and I saw the second Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants movie yesterday.  It was my first time at the Lumina and it was really nice (and cheap-student tickets are always 6 dollars!).  The movie was really cute too.  I wish they had made four movies-one for each of the books instead of making two.  Oh well.

We get cable and our own internet today! Yay!

-Le Pole

P.S.  Kaylen told me she hated me in front of everybody at my birthday thing yesterday.  Thanks, Kaylen, for making me feel bad in front of everybody and thanks for making me cry on the inside.  I bet you enjoyed it.  And your blog post title yesterday was REAL original…NOT

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For the price of the Iraq War, we could’ve bought a brand-new Toyota Prius for every household in America.

August 7, 2008 at 6:59 am (Le Pole)

So,

Go here to read what else we could’ve bought for the price of the Iraq War: http://warorcar.blogspot.com/

-Le Pole

P.S. I have to go get my wisdom tooth pulled in 45 minutes.  I bet that when I get home Kaylen will make fun of my swollen mouth because she’s so mean.  Thanks, Kaylen.

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